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Tina is sleeping under my desk. #cute #kitty #catsofinstagram #lol
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Tina is sleeping under my desk. #cute #kitty #catsofinstagram #lol

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#wtf #lol #fail
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#wtf #lol #fail

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#lol #cat #catsofinstagram
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#lol #cat #catsofinstagram

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I laughed way too hard at this. #lol
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I laughed way too hard at this. #lol

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#lol (Taken with Instagram)
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#lol (Taken with Instagram)

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#catscratchfever #cat #catscratch #lol (Taken with Instagram)
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#catscratchfever #cat #catscratch #lol (Taken with Instagram)

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Do you like my ice king? #LOL #minecraft  (Taken with Instagram)
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Do you like my ice king? #LOL #minecraft (Taken with Instagram)

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OMG! No!!!!!!!!

Minecraft is officially performing an intervention. 

I’m addicted and I need my fix!
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OMG! No!!!!!!!!

Minecraft is officially performing an intervention.

I’m addicted and I need my fix!

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ok…i stole this..but who cares.

http://tomistyping.tumblr.com/  took it from that guy

1-How are you? [awesomely tired]
2-Post a picture of yourself. [already done]
3-Do you ever wish you were someone else? [who doesnt]
4-What is your entire name? [faunce cynthia marie zepeda]
5-How old are you? [21]
6-Age you get mistaken for: [16]
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: [scorpio, yes, i will sting ur ass XD]
8-What did you do on your last birthday? [um..dont remember] 
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? [go back to school]
10-What is your hair color? [brown]
11-Have you ever dyed your hair? [ numerous times]
12-What is your eye color? [also brown]
13-If you could change your eye color, would you? [i would not]
14-Do you wear contacts/glasses? [glasses]
18-Do you have any tattoos? [nopes]
19-Do you have any piercings? [nopes]
20-Left or right handed? [lefties beotches]
21-What’s your sexual orientation? [straight, but i loves the ladies too. ]
22-Do you drink? [rarely]
23-Do you smoke? [never]
24-Do you have any pets? [a cat, a very spoiled one]
25-Where do you work? [schoooollll]
26-Something you are working on right now: [minecraft…stuffs]
27-Do you have any “rules” about food? [if ur preparing my food, wash ur damn hands]
28-Where are you from? [houston, muthafuckinTexas]
29-What would you say is your best quality? [my niceness]
30-What do you think you’re really good at? [singing]
31-What do you think you’re really bad at? [sports]
33-Are you a bad person? [i am not, butcross me, and i can be.]
34-Are you nice to everyone? [yesh]
36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? [yes]
37-What is your ideal bed? Why? [a fluffy bed full of pillows]
38-Did you wake up cranky? [yes]
39-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? [does my fiance count?]
40-What do you think about the most? [my future…]
42-What you want to be when you “get older”? [idk yet]
43-What are your career goals? [to make a difference in someones life, nursing]
44-What is your ideal career? [ceo of a powerhungry company drunk off my ass]
45-Is your life anything like it was two years ago? [nope]
46-Do you replay things that have happened in your head? [all the time]
47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend? [never]
48-Say 10 facts about your room: [dont have one, just a small apt]
49-Do you have any phobias? [i fear twisting my ankle, no really…]
50-Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? [ yesh, i am crazy]
51-Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? [um, codeine and sourdough bread]
52-Ever broken any bones? [multiple]
53-Ever come close to death? [yes, when i was younger, i almost fell off a tall building while they were fixing the windows.]
60-Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? [dont add ppl on fb]
61-Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? [yes…]
62-Describe yourself in one word/sentence: [different]
63-A quote you try to live by: [dont become the thing you hate]
64-A famous person you’ve been compared to: [rose mcgowen, drew barrymoore]
65-Weird things you do when you’re alone: [talk to myself, sing weird songs i make up]
66-Something you do without realising: [pick my nose]
68-Someone you’d like to be for a day and why: [marilyn mansons whore]
69-Leave me a compliment: [ur not a whore?]

Favorites

70-What is your favorite thing to do? [minecraftia!]
71-What’s your favorite color? [red]
73-What’s your favorite movie? interview with a vampire]
74-What are your favorite books? [rl stine, book of leaves, harry potter]
75-What is your favorite quote and why? [?]
76-What is your favorite word? [atm none]
77-What is your least favorite word? [fuck]
78-What is your favorite type of food? [pasta anything]
79-You favorite ice cream? [rocky road]
80-What’s your favorite animal? [cat]
81-Dogs or cats? [cats all the way]
82-Describe your favourite texture: [cotton]
83-What is your favorite flower? [carnations]
84-What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? [fruit, wood]
85-What is your favorite season? [winter]
86-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? [uk, canada, germany, africa,ireland]
87-What are four things you can’t live without and why? [food, music, animals, love]
88-Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? [unicorn, i will anal rape you with my horn]
89-What’s your favorite television show? [grimm, gcb]
90-Favorite place to shop at? [thrift stores]
91-Say 2 facts about your favorite things: [hes awesome, and sexy]

Friends

106-Would you ever smile at a stranger? [no]
107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? [boys]
108-Who is someone you never tire of? [….?]
109-Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? [my fiance]
110-Who is your most loyal friend? [no one]
111-Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? [no]
112-If your best friend died, what would you do? [what best friend]
113-Something you’ve lied about. [my psychoness]
114-Have you ever felt replaced? [all the time]
115-Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s): [again, what best friend?]

116-The last person you hugged? [my cat]
117-Story of your first kiss? [i dont remember it]
118-Do you like kissing in public? [not really]
119-Have you ever kissed someone older than you? [yes]
120-You have a preference for boys or girls? [boys]
121-Is the male or female body closest to perfection? [define perfection]
127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone? [personality]
128-Are looks important in a relationship? [no]
129-What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? [i dunno?]
130-What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? [as long as youre both of legal age, to avoid any jailtime, have at it]
131-Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? [hell no]]
133-Do you have a crush on anyone? [sure do!]
134-A description of the girl/boy you like: [sexy, sexy sexy]
135-Say 1 fact about the person you like: [he farts when he thinks i cant hear, lol]
136-If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? [well fuck off]
137-When was the last time you told someone you loved them? [2 minutes ago]]
138-Do you think someone has feelings for you? [yes]
139-Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? [i dunno, possibly]
140-Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? [sure have]
141-Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? [yes, i still do]
142-Anyone you’re giving up on? [a lot of people]
143-Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? [indeeed i have]
144-Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? [yes]
145-Have you ever liked one of your best friends? [in high school yes]
146-Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? [yeah]
147-Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? [there sure is]
148-Is there someone you will never forget? [yup]
153-What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? [given me a bear that said te amo]
154-What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? [give me manson tix, vip ones]
157-Are you in love? [yes]
158-Are you in a relationship? [yup yup]
159-If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? [i cant pick just one thing]
160-Are relationships ever worth it? [yes]
161-Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? [i dont know]
162-Can you commit to one person? [yes]
163-Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? [yes]
164-Do you ever want to get married? [yes]
165-Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? [yes]
167-Do you get jealous easily? [i try not to]
168-The last time you felt jealous, and why? [i dont remember the last time i was]
169-What is your definition of cheating? [doing anything with another person that you wouldnt want your significant other doing]
170-Have you ever been cheated on? [yes]
171-Do you forgive betrayal? [nope]
172-Have you ever cheated on someone? [yes]
173-Why did your last relationship fail? [i was too crazy]
174-Things you want to say to an ex: [i hate you]
175-A description of the person you dislike the most: [manwhore]
176-If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? [no]
177-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? [too many]
178-How long was your longest relationship? [almost 4 years]
179-You’ll love me if… [what?]
180-Share a relationship story: [he proposed when i was crying]

Music, movies and books

181-How often do you listen to music? [as much as humanly possible]
182-What kind of music you like? [all different kinds]
183-Do you like to dance? [yes *dances*]
185-Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? [nope]
186-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: [Marilyn Manson, sweet dreams, reminds me of my ex]
187-A song that’s been stuck in your head: [nothing]
188-Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: [1. in my place/coldplay 2. cry me a river/justin timberlake 3. starshine/gorillaz 4. the story of my old man/good charlotte 5. steve miller band 6. titties and beer/frank zappa 7. quicksand/la roux 8. so emotional/cristina aguilera 9. hotel room service/pitbull 10. dead!/my chemical romance]
189-A book you want to read/have recently read: [shades of grey]
190-Describe your dream library: [library of congress]
191-Last movie you just watched: [some weird youtube film]
192-Do you like watching what type of movies? [horror]

Situations and crazy things

193-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? [marilyn manson logos on my boobs]
194-What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? [raping marilyn manson]
195-If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? [hermione]
196-You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? [my parents]
197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? [keep lincoln from getting shot]
198-If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? [h2o, i love water]
199-If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? [none]
200-You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? [12 gauge shotgun, eat lead fuckers]
201-If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? [water rides ftw!]
202-What is the first curse word that comes to mind? [crap]
203-What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… [none]
204-Halloween costume idea? [dead hooker]
205-How you’d spend ten thousand bucks? [help my parents, get out of debt]
206-Press ctrl+v and post:  [lol..no.]

207-Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with the person you love for 10 years or someone you hate for a month. Why? [someone i hate, then i could eat him/her]

208-5 things within touching distance: [1 empty coke cans 2 mouse 3 chips bbq 4 ipod touch 5 router/modem]
209-A drunken story: [?]
210-What are you supposed to be doing right now? [sleep]
211-Currently wanting to see anyone? [nope]
212-Why you follow me? [i stole this]
213-If you met me what would you do? [see ^^^^^ 212]

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